bearly human

I always wonder why birds choose to stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth, then I ask myself the same question.

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—	Harun Yahya (via acraeus)

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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.

Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame. 
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay. 
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.

exceedinglyemily:

Went to the theatre to see the Avengers (again) and sat in front of a row of little kids. Natasha did something particularly badass, and they cheered, except for one little boy, who said, “She can’t do that, she’s a girl!”

This was immediately followed by the sound of a small child’s fist hitting another small child.

philosopher-among-neanderthals:

VANGUARD

I can’t not love Exist Trace.

anya-rei:

I owe them and their music so much. ♥

assholekyo:

appleminefields:

valoyossa:

I NEVER UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE LIKE DIR EN GREY. KYO SCARES ME, AND THEIR MUSIC MAKES ME FEEL UNEASY.

yeah kyo’s totally scary

You win the prize, Kayla.

I want to show this person Whitehouse just to see how big a brick they shit.

Hahaha, Whitehouse.

wowfunniestposts:

funniest blog ever