bearly human

so if some guy on twitter can become a legend for not masturbating for 100 days, I bet I can too.

So here goes.

As of July 24th, I will be giving up possession of my vibrator to my best friend so I can keep the urge away. I will find other ways to relieve my anxiety and stress and sadness; because masturbating when you’re not horny to calm down isn’t any fun. I’ve learned that the main reason I jack off lately is because I’m upset/anxious/stressed. It’s not only fucking the sensitivity down there, it’s causing me to rely on something that’s negative to feel better.

I’m not sure when I’m going to break this streak of not jacking off. The guy did 100 days so I’m gonna try to pass that, but i also want to go long enough to learn different methods of coping with my fucking problems, so i dont feel sorry for myself. So here we go.





the new assassin’s creed looks great

can’t be the new assassins creed, that’s a woman 

shots fired

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this has gotta pay off



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this girl on skype got mad that i wouldnt cybercam with her so she called me a virgin

like really

that’s the best insult you can make up?